Ten Meaningful and Funny Graduation Quotes
May 10, 2008 by
Top Ten Meaningful and Funny Graduation Quotes
Graduation is the most exciting and anticipated day for seniors in high -school or college. Graduation involves many preparations like speeches. If you are planning a speech, how about using a few funny graduation quotes? Funny
graduation quotes will keep the ceremony from seeming long and boring. Besides, laughter helps ease frazzled nerves. Any of the following funny graduation quotes make an excellent choice for speeches.
"A graduation ceremony is where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in caps and gowns, individuality is the key." - Robert Orben
There is not too much individuality where everyone dresses alike. It can be difficult telling one student from another.
"College isn't the place to go for ideas." - Helen Keller
This funny graduation quote is somewhat true. Students who plan to attend college may expect to enhance their creativity but soon learn otherwise. You are presented facts in a structured environment without much emphasis on creativity.
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession who teach our children." - Dan Quayle
It sounds like something Dan Quayle would say. Everyone knows teachers education. You cannot have school without teachers.
"The trouble with learning from life experience is you never graduate."- Doug Larson
Learning from experience is life-long course. It does not end after graduation and you do not get a diploma. In fact, life experience starts before school.
"Life is my college. May I graduate and earn some honors." - Louis May Alcott
There are some things that cannot be learned in a classroom. Nothing educates like life itself.
"You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom." - Proverb
Success at anything requires hard work and dedication. You don't get through high school or college without working for it.
"In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards." - Mark Twain
School boards have more tasks now than in Mark Twain's time. Their decisions can greatly affect teachers, parents, and students. They don't always make the best decisions.
Graduation is the most exciting and anticipated day for seniors in high -school or college. Graduation involves many preparations like speeches. If you are planning a speech, how about using a few funny graduation quotes? Funny
"A graduation ceremony is where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in caps and gowns, individuality is the key." - Robert Orben
There is not too much individuality where everyone dresses alike. It can be difficult telling one student from another.
"College isn't the place to go for ideas." - Helen Keller
This funny graduation quote is somewhat true. Students who plan to attend college may expect to enhance their creativity but soon learn otherwise. You are presented facts in a structured environment without much emphasis on creativity.
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession who teach our children." - Dan Quayle
It sounds like something Dan Quayle would say. Everyone knows teachers education. You cannot have school without teachers.
"The trouble with learning from life experience is you never graduate."- Doug Larson
Learning from experience is life-long course. It does not end after graduation and you do not get a diploma. In fact, life experience starts before school.
"Life is my college. May I graduate and earn some honors." - Louis May Alcott
There are some things that cannot be learned in a classroom. Nothing educates like life itself.
"You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom." - Proverb
Success at anything requires hard work and dedication. You don't get through high school or college without working for it.
"In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards." - Mark Twain
School boards have more tasks now than in Mark Twain's time. Their decisions can greatly affect teachers, parents, and students. They don't always make the best decisions.
When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ~Adlai Stevenson
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