My Brad Pitt Fantasy

Dave Barry complained that we will never hear a woman say, "I wish Brad Pitt would put his shirt on and tell some jokes."

In what will soon be the twenty-second year of my awestruck admiration of Dave Barry, who has many women fans but leaves most of us too awestruck to confess our admiration in print, I hereby affirm: I wish Brad Pitt would put his shirt on and take out the garbage.