The Top Ten Signs That You Are Addicted to Free Online Games: Do You Recognize Yourself?
May 15, 2008 by
Are you or a loved one addicted to free online games? Many of us certainly might be, but just how would we judge that? In response to this question, I have come up with a brand new top ten list of how to know if you are addicted to free online games.
10. If your diet consists primarily of Hot Pockets, coffee, and Funyuns, you might be addicted to free online games. Ironically, this is also a
sign that you are a writer.
9. If your mouse needs to be changed more than once a week for wear, then you might be addicted to free online games. A mouse should last at least two weeks.
8. If your shower becomes secondary to clearing that last level, then you might be addicted to free online games. Your nose will help you out with this one.
7. If you would rather play Pong online than have sex, you might be addicted to free online games. Somebody really needs to intervene at this point.
6. If you can see Keno balls in your sleep and wake up in the middle of the night to play them, you might be addicted to free online games. Are those tokens really worth it?
5. Speaking of sleep, if you show up at work on only two hours of sleep because that last balloon just would not pop, you might be addicted to free online games. If you are losing sleep over games, then you are almost certainly addicted. The world will not end if you turn off the monitor and try again later.
4. If you know every game by heart at Gamesville, Pogo, or any other free online game site, then you might be addicted to free online games. There are hundreds of them for God's sake.
3. If more than twenty of your bookmarks are game sites, then you might be addicted to free online games. With the zillions of things out there on the world wide web, you would expect that something better might catch our attention.
2. If you named your child Poppit, or Mahjong, you might be addicted to free online games. It is not as though you named them Apple or anything.
1. If you literally schedule your free online game play, you might be addicted to free online games. This is supposed to be a past time, not a daily job. Do you really think you are going to win that Jackpot? And if you do, is it worth spending five years trying to do so? Of course it is!
10. If your diet consists primarily of Hot Pockets, coffee, and Funyuns, you might be addicted to free online games. Ironically, this is also a
9. If your mouse needs to be changed more than once a week for wear, then you might be addicted to free online games. A mouse should last at least two weeks.
8. If your shower becomes secondary to clearing that last level, then you might be addicted to free online games. Your nose will help you out with this one.
7. If you would rather play Pong online than have sex, you might be addicted to free online games. Somebody really needs to intervene at this point.
6. If you can see Keno balls in your sleep and wake up in the middle of the night to play them, you might be addicted to free online games. Are those tokens really worth it?
5. Speaking of sleep, if you show up at work on only two hours of sleep because that last balloon just would not pop, you might be addicted to free online games. If you are losing sleep over games, then you are almost certainly addicted. The world will not end if you turn off the monitor and try again later.
4. If you know every game by heart at Gamesville, Pogo, or any other free online game site, then you might be addicted to free online games. There are hundreds of them for God's sake.
3. If more than twenty of your bookmarks are game sites, then you might be addicted to free online games. With the zillions of things out there on the world wide web, you would expect that something better might catch our attention.
2. If you named your child Poppit, or Mahjong, you might be addicted to free online games. It is not as though you named them Apple or anything.
1. If you literally schedule your free online game play, you might be addicted to free online games. This is supposed to be a past time, not a daily job. Do you really think you are going to win that Jackpot? And if you do, is it worth spending five years trying to do so? Of course it is!
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