Missionary Tales of the Jedi

Missionary Tales of the Jedi 


Door # 1





Two hooded figures walking side-by-side one tall the other short.


“Master”


“Yes my Padawan-learner”.


“Master Juan-a-B1 why are we walking through this neighborhood”?


“Well, my young friend we are going to outreach to the people about the Force”.


“Why master”?


“Because the council has decided that we should missionary and outreach to the masses on the spiritual value of the Force”.


“But why master”?


Looking sidewise and down at his student he sighs, “Well the truth be told my apprentice things aren’t going so well for the Jedi right now”. “Not since peace has broken out, you know, I mean we just aren’t getting people to be Jedi like the old days during the war, then, oh yea, in those days there were lines around the block with folks crying to become Jedi, but now sadly well… it just not the same anymore”.


“But master what are these strange colored rags we are wearing around are necks, are they weapons”?


The master grimaces “Could be, it’s certainly choking me… no, no they’re called ties”


“What are they for master”?


“Well the council believes they give us credibility”


“Credibility master”, he asks?


“Yea Chutzpah, you know like salesmen, the masses relate to these rags as a sign of authority”. ”See mine has stripes”


“Yes master what does that signify”?


“Power my student, Power of the Force”.


“Oh I see master”.


“Master”.


“Hmm, yes my young friend”.


“Do you think our speeder is safe where we parked it”? “ I mean this is kinda a rough planetoid neighborhood”.


“Not to fear my Padawan, I had an “On Stars” system installed on it before we left”.


“Oh and what does it do, put a security field around the ship”?


“No but if its stolen at least we should be able to find it”.