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A Fisherman's Prayer

By Girl Gone Fishing, published May 20, 2008
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Dear Lord,

When I die please take my soul;

no fancy casket, just dig a deep hole;

In my left hand my tackle box, in my right hand my pole.

Let it have braided line and a big ole' hook,

cuz in heaven, I still hope to catch a big ole' snook.

Maybe I could even have some string and a stick;

with a thigh from a chicken, it just might do the trick.

For with these treasures I just might grab,

my favorite, the sweetest, the wonderful blue crab.

If this isn't possible then maybe I could have a patch of soft sand;

covered with ocean water so I can dig with my hand.

I love to cook and I make a mean honey ham,

nut nothing compares to a fresh dug clam.

OH!! And dear Lord, I almost forgot!

Please let me harvest some oysters.

Yes.....I know........They taste just like snot.

Copy write Girl Gone Fishing

A Fisherman's Prayer

It's not a snook, but it's a pretty big redfish!

Credit: Girl Gone Fishing

Copyright: Girl Gone Fishing

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I love this poem. It's witty, funny and spot-on! BUT, I'm really jealous of that redfish!! The biggest one I've ever caught was 17-inches. Did you catch this with a chicken thigh?? I use frozen shrimp ;-) And you're right, oysters do taste like snot, LOL!

Posted on 09/19/2008 at 10:09:22 AM

 
Yeah, I smiled all the way down. Cute, funny and I knew there would be a really good ending. You Rock!!!

Posted on 09/17/2008 at 12:09:52 PM

 
Cute poem!

Posted on 09/09/2008 at 9:09:01 AM

 
Hilarious! You SO rock. ;-)

Posted on 09/04/2008 at 6:09:44 AM

 
Priceless. :-D

Posted on 08/23/2008 at 9:08:10 AM

 
;>{)

Posted on 08/20/2008 at 8:08:24 PM

 
fantastic piece of writing...cheers

Posted on 08/07/2008 at 8:08:49 PM

 
Great pic for and excellent poem. Oh and Dear Lord help her Write another one....

Posted on 07/25/2008 at 8:07:00 PM

 
LOL!! This was enjoyable, thanks for sharing!!

Posted on 07/25/2008 at 8:07:49 AM

 
What a surprise ending, but I'll try not remember that when I next eat an oyster. My, my! We finally get to see your pretty face! Give those kids of yours a big hug from me, OK?

Posted on 07/01/2008 at 3:07:03 PM

 
This is fantastic !!!!!...:)

Posted on 06/26/2008 at 9:06:32 PM

 
Cute!

Posted on 06/26/2008 at 6:06:07 AM

 
humorous.

Posted on 06/24/2008 at 3:06:45 PM

 
Very nice, well done.

Posted on 06/18/2008 at 8:06:41 AM

 
ha, ha! this is very well-written. i loved your wording--the whole way through! of course, you wrapped it upn son 'elegantly' at the end. great!

Posted on 06/18/2008 at 12:06:46 AM

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