What happens, if the "IT" guy doesn't ask a girl to prom? What's a young lady to do? Here's what...
Credit: "Naughty Anthony," by David Belasco (c1900 by The Strobridge Litho. Co.)  |  ©Public Domain - Library of Congress, Prints and Photographs Div., Washington, D.C., USA

Dressed-Up Dregs

Limericks Abnormal on a Springtime Formal

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Deep in the pit of the pail,
She answered a fathomless wail.
She needed a date,
Refusing to wait,
And that's where her dreams did derail.


Her best friend had chosen a gown.
The calendar reached its countdown.
So, left home alone,
She picked up the phone
And offered to go with some clown.


Her escort to prom was a cad,
A truly despicable lad.
Despite his fine suit,
She gave him the boot
And danced with a sweet undergrad.


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