Facts About Farts: Passing Gas Facts Revealed

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit... beans, beans, they make you..."

Oh, farting. That's the topic of this article. Gas. Passing gas. Cutting the cheese. Let one rip. Breaking wind. Poot. Toot. Morning Thunder.

I'm sure you could come up with a much longer list if you just stop a moment to think about it. I actually knew a woman once so offended by farting or passing gas that she would instantly turn bright red and become embarrassed and flushed at the mere thought of it.
 

Yet, there really is nothing to be embarrassed about where farting or passing gas is concerned. Much like urination and defecation and blinking and breathing, farting is just a fact of life. It's a simple, biological function, and, in fact, is absolutely necessary in order for a human being to be healthy!

How much do you know about farting? I bet you don't know as much as you think, and that's why I'm writing this article that is all about farting, little known facts about passing gas and farting. Everything you've ever wanted to know about farting but were afraid to ask!

What is human gas?

You've probably seen the old jokes on television about being able to light a fart on fire, but did you know that contrary to popular belief, most farts don't contain methane? In fact, most gas passed by humans is an oxygen/nitrogen mix.

If farts aren't methane, why do they stink?

Well, I didn't say all farts weren't methane. Depending on what you've eaten, some people can have trace elements of methane in their intestinal gases, but the worst smells actually come from hydrogen sulfide, another gas. Also, the more nitrogen rich your diet is, the worse farts are going to smell. Diet plays a big part of passing gas and how stinky your farts might be.

Can you light a fart, since it's all gas?

Yes, although, contrary to the humorous television shows, trying to light a fart as it escapes your butt is actually extremely dangerous. To my male readers: This was not a challenge, but rather a warning.

Is farting a lot normal?

Related information
  • Beans contain specific sugars that break down in the intestines and cause tooting.
  • Farting doesn't really add to the hole in the ozone, so poot away.
 
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I learned a lot of abstract facts from this.

Posted on 09/25/2008 at 2:09:14 PM

"To my male readers: This was not a challenge, but rather a warning." Yeah, sure.... *Lights a match, then bursts into flames*

Posted on 08/18/2008 at 9:08:41 PM

The comments are just as funny as this article. You sure know how to toot your own horn here. Thanks for the fun and informative read.

Posted on 08/14/2008 at 11:08:27 AM

I wish this article had been around when I was a self-conscious teen. No fear in your articles to be sure.

Posted on 07/29/2008 at 7:07:04 PM

Haha I enjoyed this article. Humorous and informative articles are great!

Posted on 07/28/2008 at 12:07:34 AM

My mom had a good friend who insisted she never, ever, had passed gas in her life. Seriously. (she was in denial)

Posted on 07/27/2008 at 12:07:03 AM

Very funny and informative article on a topic that isn't touched upon often enough.

Posted on 07/23/2008 at 5:07:57 PM

Uh Michy, I don't know what to think about this one hun. I didn't think you had it in ya. Yikes, I know I wouldn't have. I will admit this must take some talent. A talent I don't care to possess. Congrats on making a 400 word + article on 'farting'. That's a gas...

Posted on 07/12/2008 at 11:07:56 PM

hahahha nice article =]

Posted on 07/10/2008 at 5:07:52 PM

Thank you for educating me in Fartism. My youngest brother really enjoys letting loose, and I'm ready to attach a Lysol can to him. But, despite his enjoyment, it is a bodily function. Just don't do it on first date, right? ;)

Posted on 07/03/2008 at 1:07:13 PM

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