Why You Should Avoid AmSouth Bank like the Plague

Is Satan Their CEO?

Let’s face it, every bank is America is a corporate criminal; if a person conducted business the way a bank does they’d be serving consecutive sentence for fraud and racketeering. Can you think of any other business in the world that charges you for the privilege of using your money? I know all banks suck and should be subjected to some sort of massive Project Mayhem style attack, but this article is going to specifically single out one particular bank and suggest that if you possibly can avoid doing any business with them at all you should.

Word of advice from someone who knows: Avoid AmSouth Bank at all costs. Do not open an account with them. If you do this you will do so at your own risk. Why should you not open an account with AmSouth Bank? Because they will cheat you. They will steal your money and when you try to reason with them you will be forced to talk with employees who have apparently undergone the same lobotomy procedure as anyone who still believes the war in Iraq is going well for the US.

I don’t mean to attack the AmSouth Bank tellers. The AmSouth Bank tellers are fine. But if you should find yourself in the deeply unfortunate situation of being forced to hold a conversation with an AmSouth Bank executive, prepare to engage in a conversation that be roughly as penetrable as Abbott and Costello’s Who on First routine. I was charged $140.00 bank charged something that didn’t cost AmSouth any money. Upon realizing this I was quickly credited with half the amount. Unfortunately, I was told I’d be refunded the full amount but that it would have to wait for the monthly series of whatever the heck it is that banks do with all those charges that customers must put up with because we have no other recourse.