Rachel Ray Dunkin Donuts Add Banned for Terrorist Symbolism

I can't believe that I am actually about to type the following sentence but a "Dunkin Donuts Ad featuring Rachel Ray Has Been Banned Due to It's Terrorist Symbolism." After receiving tons of pressure and threats of a boycott, Dunkin Donuts has decided to pull an ad featuring Rachel Ray. The reason, because the black and white scarf she was wearing vaguely resemble a keffiyeh. According to some of the masterminds who led the charge to have the commercial pulled, the keffiyeh is synonymous with terrorism.

Initially the spokes people for the Donut franchise brushed off any claims of terrorist symbolism, stating that it was just a black and white paisley scarf. However the mounting pressure has forced their hand. Dunkin Donuts pulled the ad featuring Rachel Ray, stating that;

"In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial."

Personally I'm kind of glad that they pulled the commercial, because it wasn't just symbolic of terrorism, it was an actual part of a terrorist plot. A plot to undermine my sanity, by torturing and tempting me with the thought of fresh warm blueberry cake donuts and a cup of that lovely black java, only to realize that the closest Dunkin Donuts franchise is hundreds of miles away in the next state. It's part of the Shock and Awe treatment, first create the strong desire for donuts and coffee, a desire so strong that I will consider making the drive to Illinois. Were I to give in to this desire the crippling blow awaits me at the gas pump when I try to fill up for the journey. (A 40 gallon tank at $4.00 a gallon you do the math!)