Wardrobe Malfunction

Assured customer that the Fire Department would be there by the time we finished trouble-shooting the problem. This news was well-received. Thereupon, "we" opened DSN and a nice bottle of Burgandy Chaberet 1833. This is not to say that there was no lack of intrepidation. A Fluke 88 multimeter was deployed in situ by the customer's robot maid; this was extremely fortunate as there was much blood-letting and screams of intense foreboding. This we did to release the demons that had been erroneously packed into the BIOS. So "we" removed the CMOS Battery and soaked it in a vat of day-old chicken fat. Although there were many sparks and leaking soap bubbles. Nonetheless, we carried on without fail.

Problem: Wardrobe Malfunction: More exactly, crunching noises heard from inside the case.

Description: After profuse apologies, we set upon a quest. After many long days and even longer nights, we discovered (much to our chagrin) that there were too many free ions on the underside of the motherboard. This we intended to initially resolve by installing a worthy fatherboard, but there was a problem with the BIOS - which is to say that there was much maniacal hammering with a fifteen-pound sledge by yours truly. And we gazed upon it, and it was good. So we called our work, "The fifth day" and took our rest.

Solution: 50% sodium phosphate, 33% dihydrogen oxide, 72% dilithium peroxide

Description: There was a misunderstanding. We withdrew our troops and declared amnesty for all those who had passed away in the fracus. Trout flailed nicely.

Problem: Wardrobe Malfunction: Specifically - Gummy Bears

Solution: Immediate and total refund.

Problem: Wardrobe Malfunction: Further Clarification