Number three; people are fat because they are depressed. Why are they depressed? They are depressed because they are broke and fat and their kids are lazy, video game zombies that have no appreciation of hard work and good morals. They are depressed because their spouses spend too much time in front of the television eating potato chips instead of working on their relationships and raising the kids. They are depressed because they are too broke to afford a good marriage counselor, child therapist, or psychologist, so they go to the doctor where for less money, a little pill will make all that go away.
Except for one thing, that little pill makes you fat.
Except for one thing, that little pill makes you fat.
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