Pitt Has a Hissy Fit

The December issue of Vanity Fair is stirring up a storm with Brad Pitt, who is featured on the magazine's cover in his boxer shorts. Apparently Pitt had no knowledge of his hot commodity body being plastered on the front of the mag for the world to see. The shot was taken back in 2005 by Robert Wilson, who was working on a video project with Pitt. According to www.tmz.com, Vanity Fair claims that Pitt received a letter from Wilson stating that his picture would be used in the magazine. Pitt and his lawyers disagree.

I understand the legal issues and the discomfort of waking up and saying to yourself, "Not again. Not another magazine cover! Wait, did I take that picture?", but COME ON. Does Brad Pitt expect to never be seen? Does he think this is going to damage his career? If anything, it will help his career! If I were Brad Pitt, I'd be more worried about having run off with big lips Jolie to Africa while my wholesome ex-wife was sitting at home laughing at the idiocy of my actions. I think Brad should have a little chatty chat with Paris Hilton. Those two seem to think that they can take sexy pictures and make sex tapes and somehow those things will never make it into the general public. If Brad was so worried about someone seeing him half naked, he should not have taken the pictures at all!