Demystifying Forbidden: Why the Queen of MySpace is a Nobody

Remember Kids, Beauty Isn't Skin Deep!

When I created a profile on MyScrotum…I mean, MySpace over a year ago, one of the first people I added to my friends list was a hot chick by the display name of Forbidden.  This was my dream woman.  She accepted my friend request, so she must have thought that I was a pretty cool-looking guy.  I couldn’t wait to send her a message and start talking to her.  Ha!  I soon realized that she had 500,000 other “friends.”  Whoa.  Who is this Forbidden?  Is she a celebrity?  I didn’t recognize her.  I certainly didn’t realize her real name (Christine Dulce).  How in the hell did she stockpile so many friends?




I never found the answer to that question.  I also didn’t understand how so many people could be obsessed with her.  I still don’t understand this quandary.  What does she do, you ask?  For starters, she’s a make-up artist.  That can’t be why she’s so popular.  There are thousands upon thousands of make-up artists in the   And I wouldn’t consider cosmetology to be a talent.  It’s a skill.  It can be taught.  It’s like masonry or dentistry.  So that’s not it.  Well, she also has her own clothing line, Destroyed Denim.  Is fashion sense a talent?  I wouldn’t say so.  You could even argue that her clothing line is ridiculous.  That’s what I’m about to do.