3 Things to Say to Get Your Boyfriend to Dump You
July 07, 2008 by
So you have decided that you want to break up with your boyfriend. Now the one of the easiest ways to break up with your boyfriend is to get him to dump you. This is the perfect way to break up with him because then he will think it was his idea. You will not have to deal with him coming
back at you until he finds someone else to date. To make this work you have to make your boyfriend want to dump you. There are many ways that you can do this, however many I would not recommend. To keep your reputation intact, the best way to get your boyfriend to dump you is by saying something that will scare him away. This will send him into a state of fear that will have him dumping you before the end of the week. Here is a list of the 3 best things to say to your boyfriend to get him to dump you.
Number 1: Talk about Your Wedding Plans
Start by talking about what type of wedding you want to have with your boyfriend. This will set his commitment sensors to alert status. Your boyfriend will not want to be rushed into proposing to you. So unless there is already and engagement ring on your finger or you he has already started discussing marriage plans this will scare him into dumping you. If your boyfriend doesn't take the hint of you talking about a wedding, start buying bride magazines and lay them around your apartment.
Number 2: Talk about Moving into His Place.
A man's home is his castle, and your boyfriend will not want you encroaching on his palace. Even though he is your boyfriend, his home is an extension of his single life. While he lives by himself, he can still fantasize about being single. Start leaving personal items at your boyfriend's place so that he will feel like you are taking over. Buy him some items to decorate his place, make sure they are really girly. Refer to your boyfriend's place as our place to get him to dump you faster then you can say, moving van. If you want to nail it that your boyfriend will dump you in the next 48 hours ask for your own key to his place, just in case.
Number 3: Talk to your boyfriend about having children.
Number 1: Talk about Your Wedding Plans
Start by talking about what type of wedding you want to have with your boyfriend. This will set his commitment sensors to alert status. Your boyfriend will not want to be rushed into proposing to you. So unless there is already and engagement ring on your finger or you he has already started discussing marriage plans this will scare him into dumping you. If your boyfriend doesn't take the hint of you talking about a wedding, start buying bride magazines and lay them around your apartment.
Number 2: Talk about Moving into His Place.
A man's home is his castle, and your boyfriend will not want you encroaching on his palace. Even though he is your boyfriend, his home is an extension of his single life. While he lives by himself, he can still fantasize about being single. Start leaving personal items at your boyfriend's place so that he will feel like you are taking over. Buy him some items to decorate his place, make sure they are really girly. Refer to your boyfriend's place as our place to get him to dump you faster then you can say, moving van. If you want to nail it that your boyfriend will dump you in the next 48 hours ask for your own key to his place, just in case.
Number 3: Talk to your boyfriend about having children.
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