Overly Strict School Restrictions

It is important to have rules and regulations in schools. Sometimes school officials get a little carried away by their restrictions and penalties. Here is a list of examples:

1. No running or walking in the hallways during class. You may sit on the floor, however.

2. No cell phones, MP3 players, video games, or hearing aids.

3. No picking your nose unless it is done in the bathroom. Also, do not pick at your acne at anytime.

4. No eating or drinking food in class. Breathing is fine, but keep it to a minimum.

5. Eat all your food in the lunchroom. No exceptions. If you must feel sick, please vomit off the school premises.

6. Only school uniforms are acceptable. White is the perfect color all year round.

7. No swearing or sweating. We don't want to hear it or smell it.

8. Keep your hands to yourself. Touch anyone else and serve two days in detention.

9. No peanut products allowed. Also, no bread, no fruit, no milk, no snacks, and no lunch meat. We're serious about the subject of dieting.

10. Restroom breaks are allowed once a day. If you really have to go, get a permission slip with three signatures.