What to Do for Hemorrhoids

Don't treat them
beat them.
How?

Remove them
Why?
Because they're a pain
in the butt.

Don't use ointments
Why?
Because it's a "bloody" mess.
and the itch and the pain is still there.

How can they be removed?
no surgery,
no lasers,
no cutting,

You'll be happy,
happier,
happiest
when you find out how.

Doctor, doctor,
oh so tall.
Tell me, tell me, tell me all!!!!!!!!!!