Paris Hilton Donates Income to Children's Hospital from Mini-Me Sex Tape

(Los Angeles-CA) A year after telling Larry King that she "wanted to help kids with MS and breast cancer," Paris Hilton is making good on her word. It was announced today that a sex tape with noted actor, Vern "Mini-Me" Troyer, will be distributed by the same company that handled Hilton's "One Night In Paris" 2004 release, with all income being donated to "Children's Hospital Los Angeles".

The tape will be released only through web distribution. And its title "Little Big Man In Paris" was conceived by Hilton herself in an attempt to capitalize on the "word play" of "One Night In Paris". However, when it was pointed out at a press conference held at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire by a reporter that there is no word play, Hilton became confused. "No, see, Vern is small, but let me tell you big where it counts, and he was inside me, Paris. Get it?" Reporters generally thought follow-up questions would take up most of the allotted hour and moved on.

Troyer was also present and was asked if his part of the proceeds would be going to charity? "Oh yes," answered Troyer. "In fact, if Paris is willing, I think we should do an entire series of these. Maybe the next one could be, oh, let's see, Back Door Little Big Man In Paris?" Hilton would not comment only saying that "Wow, I wish I thought of that title, but a girl can only do so much charity work before she's considered easy or gets chlamydia."

The tape was only to be for private viewing and "maybe a few of my close MySpace friends," said Hilton. But then Hilton hit upon the idea while attending an Adult Video News Yahtzee event. "I saw all of this talent going to waste. How are they helping people," explained Hilton. "I mean, it's called a "money shot", so show me the money to save the kids."