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Top 10 Dumb Paris Hilton Quotes

Paris Speaks - and it Ain't Pretty

By WC, published Nov 20, 2006
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Paris Hilton is a woman of many talents.

Blonde, nubile and slender, she has a look that cameras seem to love. She’s put those looks to good use, appearing in everything from trashy tabloids to high-end fashion bibles like French Vogue. A natural-born narcissist, Paris feeds on the attention. It’s seems there’s no place she’d rather be than smack-dab in the public eye.

Always at the right hot spot with the right man on her arm, she has a knack for stirring up controversy. The media follows her romantic life with breathless interest, and slavishly reports on her latest conquests; she’s dated everyone from male models to Greek shipping tycoons.

She's a shrewd businesswoman, who has used her savvy to create a fortune independent of her sizable inheritance. That was her you saw clad in a sexy bathing suit selling burgers for Carl’s Jr. She’s recorded an album – though that effort was a bust, since the album flopped big-time. And she’s even had her signature phrase, “That’s hot,” trademarked.

And with her sex tape – made when she was a mere 19 – she proved that she's a creature of burning ambition, who'll do anything to remain in the public eye.

Yes, Paris Hilton - singer, socialite, porn star - is a woman of many talents. But those talents do not include public speaking, or speaking in general. An orator she is not. In fact, it would not be inaccurate to say that the world would be a much better place if Paris were to seal her lips forever and never speak again.

Here are 10 of Paris' most memorable quotes. Some are funny, some are oddly profound and some are just plain dumb.

Paris Hilton Quote #1:"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

Paris Hilton Quote #2:"I don't really think, I just walk."

Paris Hilton Quote #3: "What's a soup kitchen?"

Paris Hilton Quote #4: "The music has a sexy vibe. That's my brand - what people what from me."

Paris Hilton Quote #5: "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. "

Top 10 Dumb Paris Hilton Quotes

Paris Hilton: "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

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Takeaways
  • Paris once said she's "like an American princess."
  • Paris sees herself as "an actress, a brand, a businesswoman."
  • Paris thinks it's important to "dress cute wherever you go."
Did You Know?
Paris once said, "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
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I Love Paris Hilton she is soooo frigin awesome!!

Posted on 08/19/2008 at 12:08:48 AM

 
hii

Posted on 08/19/2008 at 12:08:34 AM

 
I think that a few of these quotes are very witty, especially the one about a woman needing four pets. Also, we could discuss whether or not we think she's dumb but the fact is that we're discussing her and nobody's discussing us...

Posted on 08/13/2008 at 8:08:00 PM

 
PARIS IS THE BEST SHE IS THE BEST

Posted on 07/24/2008 at 6:07:23 AM

 
Why Don't You Just Leave Paris Hilton Alone, What Kind Of Retard Has Enough Time To Make Websites On Her, Just GROW UP.

Posted on 07/18/2008 at 1:07:12 AM

 
Why Don't You Just Leave Paris Hilton Alone, What Kind Of Retard Has Enough Time To Make Websites On Her, Just GROW UP.

Posted on 07/18/2008 at 1:07:09 AM

 
how fucking jelous can u get and dont play stupid saying that ur not jelous of her cause why would u even spare 5 mins of ur time just to slate miss hilton .retards get a life bet ur uglys loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted on 07/13/2008 at 2:07:08 PM

 
Get A Life? Were Jealous Of Paris Hilton? Haaahaha. What A Joke. You Just Told Everyone Not To Judge Anyone Else. And Then You Said That We Were Jealous. Are You Stupid? & Yes, Everyone Says Damb Things..But Paris Actually Admitted That She Used To Act Dumb & Now She's Over It Because She Says It's Not Cute Anymore. Yeah. Thats What I Thought.

Posted on 05/24/2008 at 7:05:17 AM

 
Hi, I'm Wesley Ward. My friends call me Wizz or the Wizzonator. Yes, I do likeboys and i'd do anything for a hott one. Ok good0bye. Love Wizzley

Posted on 12/18/2007 at 11:12:19 AM

 
why r u guys so mean about all this everyone says dumb things, ur just jelous of her and have NO liife, u cant say tht stuff w.out knowing her so all of u, GET A LIFE!

Posted on 11/11/2007 at 1:11:00 PM

 
uh ew to anyone who actually likes her..... ew

Posted on 11/07/2007 at 2:11:00 PM

 
what a weird coincidence with anna nicole, well one down a guess 2 to go

Posted on 05/10/2007 at 6:05:00 AM

 
wow THAT'S HOT..i wish i was her..luv ya paris

Posted on 04/29/2007 at 4:04:00 PM

 
I'd write an article on Paris' intelligent quotes, but I wouldn't ever be able to come up with 400 words.

Posted on 04/15/2007 at 1:04:00 PM

 
Why does Paris sound so much like George Bush? Why is she alive? Why do I care? Why can't I get her, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, Anna Nicole Smith and a few others I can think of together and drown them all like kittens in a burlap bag?

Posted on 11/20/2006 at 8:11:00 PM

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