Top Ten Gift Ideas for the Wild Wacky Online Shopper

Things You Can't Find in Your Local Mall and Wouldn't Even Know to Look for

This list a merely a sampling of what is available to you on the wonderfully wide world of the Internet. Why give the same old sweater when you can give one of these treats?

10. Shocking Lie Detector – Everyone knows the old adage look me in the eye and I’ll know if you’re telling the truth. For those of us who just don’t know, no matter how hard we try, there’s the Shocking Lie Detector. The home version of the lie detector test
 used on all of the top talk shows at a fraction of the cost. Because there are levels of lying there is a light display to help the novice reader through this complicated process. An out and out lie is punished immediately with a shock. Why go to expensive therapists and pay for treatments at a lab when you can start your own behavior modifications at home today?

9. Pimp My Cubicle Kit – You’ve seen all the shows, Overhaulin’, Pimp My Ride, Monster House, Extreme Makeover, every part of your life has been remade except your drab gray office cubicle. When you spend 8 hours a day there shouldn’t this be the focus of your renovations? Fret no longer the Pimp My Cubicle Kit is here! Personalize your workspace with the blinging mouse pad, gold dollar sign paperweight, gold plated pushpins, and of course, what kit would be complete without it, the leopard print fringe! You’ll be styling and profiling in your new digs in no time. Be the first in your office to pimp your space.

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Definitely some different ideas. Thanks.

Posted on 08/31/2007 at 1:08:00 PM

I bought one of those lie detector seats, ZZZZZAP! OUCH!, and it worked really good, ZZZZZZAPP! DAMMIT!, Then I hooked up one of those hot seats, BZZZZT! HEY!, to one of those drinking seats, FZZZZATT! BZZZT! VVVVT! YOW!, I use it to warm up my Kopi Luwak coffee, FRRZZT! ZZZAPP! YIE!, and I shoot marshmallows into the cup with my shooter, BZZZRRRAPP! FZZZT! FZZZT! AYE YAI YAI! Now I'm stuck in my cubicle eating Octi Dogs, BZZZILCH! ZAPPP! FRZZT! YIKES! I guess I should have consulted Voltar, (A Personal Friend of Mine), FUZZZAPP! BZZZERP! YOWEE! before I bought it. The Ipod paper really helps muffle the pain though, VZZITT! VZZITT! CUT IT OUT! I highly recommend all of these items to everyone, FZZZERPZZZ! BZZZT! VUZZZZZ! ZZZZAPPPP!, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart! ZZZZZZZAAAAAPPPP! OW! OW! OW!

Posted on 11/20/2006 at 5:11:00 PM

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