10 New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Hillary Clinton

Senator Hilary Clinton needs to make some changes in 2007, and what better time than January 1, 2007, New Year's Day. Hilary Rodham Clinton has been relatively quiet in the Senate, and with the 2008 Presidential Election just around the political corner, it is time for Hilary Rodham Clinton to shape up and get on the right track, and she is free to borrow these 10 New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Hilary Rodham Clinton.

Hilary Rodham Clinton, here's a small tip: "Not all roads lead to the White House." With these 10 New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Hilary Rodham Clinton, she will see which paths she needs to leave behind, and others that she needs to explore.

10. New Year's Resolution Suggestion for Hilary Rodham Clinton:
Stop trying to be Tipper Gore.

Forget the bills on curtailing and restricting video game content, or any other entertainment media. It comes across asw matriarchal, scolding, and people perceive it as government censorship

9. New Year's Resolution Suggestion for Hilary Rodham Clinton:

Become the 17th most powerful woman in the world.

In 2006 Hiary Rodham Clinton was included on Forbes' Magazine's list of most powerful women in the world. She was ranked number 18. Hilary, next year, try a little harder, push a little more, and set your sites higheer, woman. Try to get number 17!

8. New Year's Resolution Suggestion for Hilary Rodham Clinton:

Get thee to a gym, miss.

Like every other American, New Year's Day is the day we all say "This year I will work out." "This year will be different." The only difference for Hilary Rodham Clinton is that she really does need to stick with this New Year's resolution well beyond the Valentine's Day. A bad hair day is one thing, but one bad butt shot can, well, ruin anyone's chances for the Presidency. Thankfully none of us could know what G.W.'s butt looks like.

7. New Year's Resolution Suggestion for Hilary Rodham Clinton:

Talk to Chelsea about the Birds and the Bees.

You've put it off long enough, Hilary Rodham Clinton. It's time Chelsea knew that the stork really didn't bring her into the world.

6. New Year's Resolution Suggestion for Hilary Rodham Clinton: