10 New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Martha Stewart

Always so full of useful household tips and cooking advice, Martha Stewart deserves to get some back. Here are some useful and meaningful tips to help Martha Stewart make 2007 the best year ever.

# 10. New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Martha Stewart:

Wear all black at least once a week. It's cool. It's hip. You publish a magazine, you can be a little "New York artsy" every once in a while. Just think back to the days when you were and Art and European History major. Give the pastels a slight rest.

#9. New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Martha Stewart:

Write to your prison pen pals.

You promised all the gals you would write when you left prison. You swore up and down, on your good China. You had good intentions, but running a major corporation and hosting your own television show can be time consuming. Stop being so selfish and write those poor prison girls the letters your promised.

#8. New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Martha Stewart:

Resist the temptation to buy and pharmaceutical stock.

In fact, let a professional handle your entire stock and investment portfolio. Just revel in your high-paying dividends and leave the rest to the hired investment professionals. Investing is the one arena from which you should take a long, long step back. After all, it's not like you don't have plenty of other pet projects to keep you busy.

#7. New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Martha Stewart:

Market your own Martha Stewart Designer Fragrance.

We're all dying to find out what you smell like, Martha Stewart. Okay, maybe not. But wouldn't it be fun to create a gingerbread-scented fragrance with undertones of fresh lemons and perfectly-roasted turkey with fresh garden-grown thyme? Anyway, you can see thepossibilities of marketing your own personalized scent.

#6. New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Martha Stewart:

Adopt an underprivileged child.