Hilarious Ideas for White Elephant or Dirty Santa Gifts

Just in case you’ve been invited to a party and don’t know what White Elephant gifts are, let me clarify by saying you shouldn’t hunt for a stuffed white elephant to bring along.  Also, if the invitation says you will be playing Dirty Santa, it isn’t time for you to show up in a naughty Mrs. Claus costume.  White Elephant or Dirty Santa is a game played during the holiday season. Everyone brings a gift that would be suitable for anyone, and the objective of the game is leaving with the gift you want most. Someone unwraps a present and has the option to keep it or take someone else’s.  It can be a very fun game to play, especially if you choose one of these hilarious gifts to take to the party.

1. An autographed headshot of you in a nice frame will make everyone fight over your Dirty Santa gift. Who wouldn’t want a picture of you, right? Actually, the picture gets the laughs, but the frame makes a nice gift. 

2. A really hilarious idea can be found on tamponcrafts.com. You can get all sorts of ideas on items you can make with tampons. That should make everyone a little uncomfortable, but in a very funny way. I think the tampon Christmas lights would make a fantastic addition to anyone’s tree. If you know a balding friend that’s just a tad sensitive on the issue, make him a tampon toupee. You are guaranteed laughs and probably be crowned the Dirty Santa. 

3. You can find a wide assortment of White Elephant gifts at prankplace.com. I really like the Butt/face towel, but if you want something mildly disgusting while being hilarious, get the candy dispensers that look like a reindeer pooping. 

4. A nice idea I came across is a throne fit for a king. All you do is get a plain toilet seat and spray paint it metallic gold. You could even hot glue on some big rhinestones to make it look jeweled. Expect to get this Dirty Santa gift back next year though.