10 New Years Resolutions for K-Fed

Kevin Federline’s golden ticket has finally expired when Britney woke up and filed for divorce. Here are ten suggestions for New Years Resolutions that he should consider… 

#1) Get A J.O.B 

Come to the conclusion that there is no place for you in the music industry and Britney used up all her favors and plenty of cash on your failure. Here are a few clues that K-Fed may have overlooked...

Clue #1- tickets to shows are being given away rather than sold-He had to cancel a concert at a House of Blues in Cleveland because of low ticket sales 

Clue #2- The heavily promoted album that released on Halloween only sold a dismal 6,500 copies in the first week and ranked #151 on the Billboard top 200.

#2) Respect your “soon to be Ex-Wife” Britney 

She has given K-Fed far more than he ever deserved and is the mother of two of his children. He should be kissing her feet after all the money and support she gave him as he continued to disrespect her with his partying habits. Enough of the public humilitation tactics!

#3) Focus on your kids and what is best for them 

Kevin has 4 children to support and love. He needs to realize that Britney should have custody of their 2 sons and not use them to obtain more money from their divorce. I don't recall Kevin ever challenging Shar Jackson for custody?? In fact, didn't he skip out on her while she was pregnant with his second child??

#4) Practice Birth Control 

He now has 4 children from 2 women. He should now look into the most effective birth control…”snip, snip??”

#5) Learn to drink from a glass

Drinking out of a bottle of Jack Daniels while hanging at the clubs is trashy. Show some class and use a glass!

#6) Refrain from writing graffiti on shower doors

After his performance at the House of Blues in Chicago, K-Fed decided to take a permanent black marker and deface a shower door in his dressing room by writing a disturbing message

“Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
F - k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
-Kevin Federlinehumiliation” 

If that is not something out of a junior high lavatory, I don’t know what is!