Losing Weight: a Lost Cause

Lose weight,
Not me.
I'm still as heavy
As can be.

Belly fat,
Not very pleasant.
Would you like some
For a present?

Thick thighs,
Mighty sturdy.
Smile for the camera,
And watch the birdie.

Trunks for arms,
Muscles or flab.
Boy I'm feeling
Awfully drab.

Waistline growls,
Give me food.
Dieting will wait,
I'm in a hungry mood.

Perhaps tomorrow
I'll drop some pounds.
But don't count on it,
As long as my snacks are around.