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Horoscopes: For July 17-July 31

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By Tim O'Brien, published Jul 22, 2008
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For July 17-July 31, 2008

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Being an expert in only one field may be a fast way to unemployment. Knowing more means survival.

Virgo ( Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
If you hear the word "staycation" one more time you may need a real vacation. Shut up with that word, already.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
You tend to find out who you can trust when you get sick. Those you thought were compassionate simply fade away.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
When life is all rosy, we have many "friends." When you are down is the true test.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
There are always those coworkers who hop in at the end of a project or event and try to take credit and be a part of a winner. Spot them and ignore them.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
The people who talk and do what they say are rare. If you find that person, stick around.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
It may be better to have three part-time jobs that pay what one full-time job does. Why? Diversification is the key to life these days.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Consistency is needed, not only in the job, but with family. A card or a call now and then doesn't make up for the fact that you were not there when you were needed.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your parents will not tell you to visit them. You should sense it and then go.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Do not treat your parent's home as a hotel or a stopping point to a party. It's rude.

Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Be thankful you are not invited to everything. A house party usually is a ticket to infidelity and arguments, or worse.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)
It's more impressive if you are not a member of a club, etc. but you still end up at the exclusive events. Likeability and personality cannot a club membership help create.

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Sagittarius - What if i am that co-worker? I can't ignore myself! :P

Posted on 07/23/2008 at 7:07:30 AM

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