10 New Years Resolution Suggestions for Brittany Spears

You can take Brittany out of the trailer park but, ain't no one taking the trailer park outta Brittany. If she comitted to some of these resolutions, she could ease her way in to less trashy 2007:

10. Lose that Baby Weight: Lets face it, Brittany packed on the pounds with two pregnancies in two years. A divorce is probably not going to help her lose the weight. If she really can find the motivation to get back in to her pre-prego school girl outfit (think "Baby One More Time") she could lose it in the first few months of 07.

9. Quit Smokin & Drinkin: Numerous pictures have shown that Brittany lights up. Now what kind of role model for her young fans (and children) is she becoming? Obviously not a good one! Reports have also confirmed Mrs. K-Fed was spotted drinking in a nightclub in the early months of her pregnancy with her second son.

8. Hire New Lawyers: This divorce is not going to be pretty. Between Kevin fighting the prenup and going after custody, Brittany is going to need some extra legal representation...FAST!

7. Get Workin: Her career has been...well dead. Hopefully she can put the effort in this year to get SOMETHING done!

6. Get a New Back up Dancer: Do I even need to explain this one??

5. Hire a Licensed Professional Nanny with References: Maybe one that can keep Social Services out of her house!

4. Ruin K-feds Rap Career: She was the one who started his "career", she should be the one to destroy it...oops to late!

3. Buy Bigger Sized Clothing: Until she commits to resolution number 10, this resolution is imperative.

2. Buy AND Use Car Seats: Hmmm...Who knew California had laws against driving with your 5 month old in your lap??

1. Stay Away from K-Fed: This one does not require an explanation either.