Ten New Years Resolution Suggestions for Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is in dire need of someone honest enough to give her some helpful suggestions for the coming year. This year, the paparrazi had a field day reporting all the events in Jessica's love life and career moves. The ten reslolution suggestions may help Jessica to move forward in 2007, with new freedom and less drama.

1. Lose the Daddy

What a terrible thing to write, readers of this article may think. Not so, I declare, my suggestion is based on Jessica's best interests, which are questionalble when "Daddy" is in charge. Mr. Simpson is the same man who publically commented on Jessica's well-endowed chest. Though her father may have been instrumental in metamorphisizing Jessica Simpson from cute choir girl into blonde pop tart superstar, Jessica's certainly not singing in the choir anymore.

2. Don't Let Daddy Pick Your Dates

There once was a time when Jessica Simpson's career was only beginning and Nick Lachey's was thriving. Barely an adult when Jessica met Nick, you have to wonder where Daddy's hand was in all of the matchmaking between the innocent virgin choir girl and the blue-eyed boy bander. It does make nice publicity, though, and Jessica's manager-daddy sure let the virgin out of the house for a little extra wedding drama. Fast forward to the nice profit made from exposing their awkward new married life in the popular show, Newlyweds, and you'll end with a pending divorce shortly after the seasons are complete. Now rumor has it that Daddy is trying to hook her up with a Texas football player. Jess, you need to find you own dates in 2007.

3. No More Daisy Dukes

Sometimes, less is more and other times it's just plain skimpy. Lose the Daisy Dukes, Jessica, and your apeal will rise. The shorts were cute for your character in Dukes of Hazard but I doubt if you really want to work out that much just to wear these barely there shorts. Resolve to find classier outfits in 2007, of you want to attract more than country boys.

4. Find Some Smart Blondes to Befriend