How to Write a Humorous Story

Where does the story take place,

in an attic or at a race?

Who are the people in the story,

someone ordinary or someone of glory?

Are the people looney?

Are the animals "gooney?"

Does the characters have a personality

that makes you laugh until you pee?

Are the people looney?

Are the animals "gooney?"

Do they skip and jump to the wrong tune,

that makes them look like a big loon?

Is the dialogue so very funny,

that it makes you laugh and pat your tummy?

Is the story so very vague,

you don't know whose talking,Tim or Craig?

When you read the story, day by day,

does it really end in a funny way?

Check all the above when you write your story,

Surely when finished, you'll be in your glory.