50 Little Known Facts About Nancy Pelosi *
*none of These Are Actually True..
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With the recent change in the congressional balance of power, presumed Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi has very much been in the news. Just who is this Nancy Pelosi who will soon lead our legislative branch? Here are some factoids that have been collected about Madame Speaker-Elect listed now for your consideration. If you didn't vote for her, too bad: it's too late to change your vote now.1. Just to be clear: Nancy Pelosi fought Chuck Norris in a cage match and won handily six out of six rounds.
2. Nancy Pelosi votes in two ways: bitchin' and super-bitchin'
3. Nancy Pelosi can sing The Nationl Anthem in 4-part harmony all by herself
4. Nancy Pelosi is the sole author of The Washington Post
5. Nancy Pelosi can cast 265 votes per second
6. Nancy Pelosi can bench press Dennis Hastert
7. Nancy Pelosi regularly skips breakfast and feels no ill effects
8. Nancy Pelosi repelled down the capitol dome with Ted Kennedy strapped to her back - twice
9. Nancy Pelosi is Harold Ford, Jr's mother
10. Nancy Pelosi charges Mastercard 35% on cash advances
11. Nancy Pelosi created and executive produces Jerry Bruckheimer
12. Nancy Pelosi can turn Jimmy Carter into peanut butter by staring at him really hard
13. Nancy Pelosi was the director's first choice to play Magneto in The X-Men
14. Nancy Pelosi calls for a quorum with an alpine horn she fashioned out of Tom Delay's collar bone
15. Nancy Pelosi can darn 2000 socks a minute
16. Nancy Pelosi's favorite tv show is "The Nancy Pelosi Show"
17. Nancy Pelosi invented the pompadour
18. Nancy Pelosi kicked the Lincoln Memorial in the shin and it began to cry
19. We will colonize Mars because Nancy Pelosi says so
20. Nancy Pelosi invented Chinese
21. Nancy Pelosi has a chicken that lays fabrage eggs
22. The 50 stars on the American flag represent all the people Nancy Pelosi has intentionally maimed with numbchucks.
23. Nancy Pelosi was elected to represent California because she has the power to control earthquakes with her mind.
24. 87% of the books in the Library of Congress are about Nancy Pelosi

50 Little Known Facts About Nancy Pelosi *
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Takeaways
- Nancy Pelosi is the newly elected Speaker of The House
- Nancy Pelosi is a Representitive from California
- Nancy Pelosi has super human strength and speed
Did You Know?
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