A Noob's How-To Guide to Lol-Speak

Find yourself saying "Why should I use my normal english speaking abilities to converse with my friends, when I could use the trendy and adorable Lol-Speak communication"? Well, look no further because here is your #1 guide to easily transform perfectly written english sentences into Lol-Speak!

Step 1:
Find your normal english sentence.
Example: Look at the cute kitty that is wearing a cute beret!

Step 2:
Completely misspell almost every word in the sentence.
Example: Lewk at teh qute kitteh dat iz waring a qute beeray!

Step 3:
Overexagerate the sentence by using phrases such as:
OMG!!11!111
ZOMG!!!!1!!!!11!1!
ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!1!1!1!111
or
WEW!!!!1!!1
(and if you are wondering, the 1's ARE needed!)
Example: ZOMG!!1!1 Lewk at teh qute kitteh dat iz waring a qute beeray!

Step 4:
Add -age to random words of your choice.
Example: ZOMG!!1!1 Lewk at teh qutage kitteh dat is waring a qute beeray!

Step 5:
Replace words such as:

~the
~a
~them

with words like:

~teh
or
~dem
Example: ZOMG!!1!1 Lewk a dem qutage kitteh dat is waring dem qute beeray!

Step 6:
Add any other pointless words to the sentence, or any other points you would like to make for that matter :]

Always remember! End every Lol-Speak sentence with the phrase Mkthnxbai!

AND THE END PRODUCT IS.....
ZOMG!!1!1 Lewk a dem cutage beretez ohn hims head! I tewtel wanz beeray! I can haz beeray? Muh luvs kitteh hatage! Mkthnxbai!