Ten Signs You Should Be on a Soap Opera

Drama, passion, suspense! That's what soaps have always been about. I have to admit that they can make great entertainment at times. Non the less I have met a few people in my lifetime that have so much drama going on in their lives, that I am constantly looking around for t.v. cameras. Here are a few humorous ways to tell if your drama ridden life should be a storyline on daytime t.v. Or at least a guest spot on the Jerry Springer show.

10) If the paternity of your unborn child is between two men who coincidentally know each other and have never got along with each other.

9) If you have ever looked for dirt on your "friends" so that you can use it to blackmail them later. (possibly to keep them mum about who your baby daddy is).

8) If you have been in more than one "bitch-slapping" brawl over a man that you don't even want to be with. Yet you don't want anyone else to have them either.

7) If you have ever sabotaged someone's relationship for your own benefit, such as a new job promotion, or to just be the shoulder to lean on. ( you really have a shot at best daytime vixen/villain...keep your fingers crossed!)

6) If you have never worn the same outfit twice, come now not even the poorest character on a soap wears the same outfit twice!

5) If your friends can go three months without talking to you, then call you out of the blue and still know what is going on in your life. Because you can go at least three months without watching a soap, tune in one day and the same storyline is still going on!

4) If your worst enemy is now dating your ex-boyfriend or worse married to your father.

3) If you have had many near death experiences but always escape without a major injury then you should definitely be on a soap..or be a spy for the CIA.

2) If you and your sister have babies...by the same man. Then you should really think about being on a soap or at least moving out of the same trailer park!

1) If you know everyone in town by some way or another, and all the drama goes down in only two places in town in front of the entire town. Well hands down this one would win best overall daytime drama.