Horrible and Funny White Elephant Gifts: Which Ones Are the Best and Where to Buy Them

This weekend I went around to look for good places to buy white elephant gifts, you know the things you give away in parties at the work or church. I have to say, there are TOO MANY places for that. Jeez, how many horrible things are fabricated on this world? Is that a sign of the end and of the becoming of Judgment Day? I hope we will not be judged by the looks of the many gifts that are around the stores, because we will be stuck in the most horrendous hell forever and ever!

White elephant gifts are divided in types: we have the pre owned ones, that Lladro porcelain figure of an unicorn and melancholic girl that Aunt Mary gave us last year, we know that the horrible thing's value is so big as horrible is its looks. We tried infinite times to push it "by accident" from the living room shelf, but the evil figure is immortal, besides ugly. We can have some fun looking at the desperate expression on our boss's face when randomly he receives the cute donation. What better destiny for the monkey lamp that your brother in law brought to you from ? That monkeys from the lamp always looked at you with something else on their minds, and it is for the best to give someone else the pleasure of their attention. On the other hand, that thick and full of clever data self help book about the power of happy thoughts over the shadow of depression, the one your mom gave to you, driven by the tenderest intentions, let the guy from the office who is always using and clogging the copy machine to benefit from such useful advices. Moreover, you HAVE to do something with the deer head that is hanging from the wall, its eyes are following you in a sadistic way, and it is for the best that you let it take his justified revenge on the family of that school partner who is always getting you in trouble with the teachers.