Legend of the Melonheads; An Interview with Brian C. Lawlor

Surfing Myspace, on the look out for the next Tila Tequila naturally, and I came across an interesting movie titled: WELCOME TO CRETINVILLE: LEGEND OF THE MELONHEADS. Obviously a title like that is going to draw in intellectual horror connoisseurs like flies, so I had to pester the filmmakers and get some more information.

Actually if you want to know more about Melonheads you should check out their websites at

http://www.myspace.com/cretinville

And

www.laugh-at-the-law.com

"Do you dare face the legend of the Melonheads? Ohio's most notorious saga comes alive in the newest installment of the Dark Ritual Series; Welcome to Cretinville: Legend of the Melonheads. Humiliation drives 9 cheerleaders to test their courage and reclaim their dominance as they set out to prove the legend false and spend a weekend alone in Melonhead country; a mixture of beautiful women, alcohol, drugs and death. Carnage awaits those who dare to face the inhuman fury lurking in the woods. Learn the story of Dr. Crow, the sadistic, insane man who took pleasure in mentally and physically abusing the sick children placed in his care. Who are the Melonheads? Are they just a myth or a horrifying deformity preying on innocent people? Many have witnessed the eyes peering from the shadows, many have fallen victim to the attacks."

I dared to send some questions to writer, director, and he knows what he likes and he doesn't like bad ass muthafucka BRIAN C. LAWLOR who was gracious enough to respond with answers.

Whose bright idea was it to make this story and are melonheads real?

"It was my idea, I am the writer and director for this flick. Melonheads have never been proven not to be real, the legend has persisted for 50 years - I just can't believe I am the first to do a movie on the legend."

If you were going to compare the "vibe" of this movie with another, what would you say?