Reasons Not to Have Children

1. Labor hurts!

2. Those things spit up on you and sometimes worse! You can get pee or poop on you.

3. You have to change diapers DAILY.

4. There is always a runny nose that you have to wipe.

5. They scream and cry worse than your boyfriend and sometimes they won't stop.

6. They argue with you.

7. If they are bad or make a mistake people look at you like you have two heads.

8. You have to clean them, do their laundry, change their clothes.

9. Did I mention the SNOT.

10. The CRYING, SCREAMING, NOISE!

I have two children that I love and adore and if you have kids none of this stuff matters.