ALZHEIMERS, MARIJUANA, and YOU!

Whoah Dudes and Dudettes, (Cough, Cough) like get a load of this man. There’s like these scientist dudes man at some school I think called Scripps or whatever. Cough! And they were all partying down heavy and somebody said like Hey!, I’ll bet this chronic could like really get some old folks messed up man.

    And so like a couple of them, (cough), like dosed these little old ladies and looked at their brains with like a microscope or something while they were high. Whoa trippy huh? And you know what dudes? They found that like their brains that used to be all shriveled up and useless and stuff were like fixed and now they could remember stuff! Awesome!

    Check it out Man, I learned some new words! Wait a minute I wrote em on my arm. Here they are. Okay, theres umh delta 9 tetrahydracannabinol or THC and this stuff is the same stuff, (cough, cough, cough), that makes the chronic like chronic man. And like it’s like an army of little soldier dudes that like block this bunch of stoners called acetylcholine neurotransmitters, (Whoa check out that word dude), from getting too broken down and blowing a good party you know what I mean?, (Cough), And like that gives these old people like the munchies and they eat more and they remember important stuff like where’s the bong? And stuff!

    Radical huh?, (Cough! Cough!). Check this out man. Like that alzheimers stuff is some bad shit man. It makes people have like no memory, (Whoah!), and they’re like not motivated and can’t concentrate, (Heavy!), and they get all confused and stuff.

    Whoa! Hit the deck man! You know what I just thought of dude?, (Cough! Hack! Cough), Like isn’t that the same symptoms of toking down on some really good killer green bud? No Way! So like the cure has like the same symptoms as the disease? Dig that!