The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy's Dossier on Hillary Clinton by Amanda B. Carpenter

Why Hillary Should Never Be President

Hillary Clinton is as polarizing a political figure as any in Washington, if not the most in recent history. Many adored her husband President Bill Clinton such to the point that they were willing to forgive his sexual transgressions (rape, sexual harassment, etc.) and publicly lamented the limits of a two-term maximum presidency. While Hillary has been able to benefit somewhat from her husband's rock star status in the political spectrum, she herself continues to affect people's opinion of her one of two ways, blind devotion or feral hatred.

Ever since Mr. Clinton's ascent to the governorship of Arkansas, the plan has always been the same; Hillary plays the supporting role long enough for Bill to move from the governor's mansion in Little Rock to the White House on Capitol Hill and when he's done then he plays the supporting role while she assumes the position of Commander-in-Chief. Two terms for Bill, two for Hillary has always been the plan and at least a hundred pundits and followers of the Clinton clan have affirmed this. As a now incumbent and moderately popular senator from the bluest of blue states, New York, she can and has commenced with her plan to become the first ever-female US president. Her candidacy is a foregone conclusion though her success is obviously (as of this writing) yet to be determined.

At this point there are so many books on just Hillary alone that one would be hard pressed to find an angle on this woman that hasn't been explored. Journalists and insiders have written scores of books that are just straight biographies, books about her attacks on the internet, sleazy tell-alls that claim she was raped by her husband, her own autobiography, etc. To say that anyone wanting information on Hillary Clinton need only to spit inside of a bookstore and hit any number of books with plenty of said information would be an understatement.