Montauk Sea Creature, Paris Hilton and John McCain: Ageless Debate?

The Montauk Sea Creature may be dead, but it's story is determined to live on. According to a story in the Chicago Sun-Times, funny or die founder Adam McKay is plotting a Presidential debate between the Montauk Monster (or Montauk Sea Creature or Monster of Montauk as it is alternately known), Paris Hilton and that "wrinkly old white-haired guy" named John McCain who's running for United States President. Paris Hilton released a video mocking McCain on McKay's website yesterday in response to McCain's use of her celebrity status as a put-down of his opponent Barack Obama.

Before he can stage a debate, though, McKay will not only have to convince McCain to sign on (Paris Hilton is presumably on board having worked with McKay on her video mocking McCain on McKay's website), he will have to find the Montauk Sea Creature. As reported Tuesday on Associated Content, that Montauk Sea Creature has vanished. Where to start looking then? The woman whose camera was used to snap the original Montauk Sea Creature photographs that started the viral sensation, Rachel Goldberg, says she knows where the sea creature is. She told Geekheeb that the Montauk Sea Creature- or its bones anyway- are now in the possession of a man named Paul Davis.

The Montauk Monster's reduction to a collection of bones presents another dilemma for McKay and Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton may think she's debating nothing but an old sack of bones when she steps up to the podium with John McCain, but is Paris willing to debate an actual collection of bones?

The upside of Paris Hilton debating an actual sack of bones is she won't have to worry about the Montauk Sea Creature talking back. The Montauk Sea Creature won't be deriding her status as a celebrity or comparing her to Presidential Candidate Barack Obama. Heck, the Montauk Sea Creature won't even care if Paris Hilton leaves her panties at home.

In the event funny or die's McKay pulls off his unlikely Presidential debate between Paris Hilton, John McCain and the Montauk Sea Creature, here are some topics of ageless political interest the debate trio may want to touch upon:

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