I Need a Stalker:
Inspired by the Cat in Me
By Matthew Kee, published Aug 08, 2008
Published Content: 315 Total Views: 124,765 Favorited By: 23 CPs
Embed:
My friends have stalkers...
So why cant I?
If I don't get one soon...
I'll just die.
I'm not ugly...
I''m not fat.
I'm not surround by guys...
With baseball bats.
So why can't I have...
A stalker of my own
Who want to take photos of me...
With their mobile phone.
Well, if you are out there...
Please give me a call
So we con go hang...
At the local mall.
I Need a Stalker:
You may also like...
- Need a Business Translator? Here's How t...
- 10 Things Parents Need to Consider Befor...
- You Need XML Codes to Promote Your Websi...
- Should Moms Work Outside the Home If The...
- Our Love/Hate Relationship with Meetings
- Need for Speed: Underground 2 Review
- 10 Items You Need when Setting Up Your F...
- Cheat Codes - Need for Speed : Wanted PS...
- Night Eating Syndrome-Recurrent Need to ...
- Homebirth: What Supplies Will I Need for...
Takeaways
- The first state to criminalize stalking in the United States was California in 1990
- Stalking does not consist of single incidents
- Stalking is a form of mental assault
Did You Know?
Stalking is the obsessive following, observing, or contacting of another person, or the obsessive attempt to engage in any of these activities.Today's Most Commented On
Advertisment
Veronica D.
Add a Comment
Posted on 08/15/2008 at 8:08:12 AM
Restaurant Chef
Add a Comment
Posted on 08/08/2008 at 4:08:23 PM