Obama & Putin '08. Vote for Change

Now THAT'S a winning ticket! Why keep beating around the George W. Bush? Stand up, be a man, and instead of dribs and drabs, go for it! Just think of how much gravitas Putin will bring to the ticket! I mean here's a guy who knows foreign relations and he has torture down to a science, so I think Obama/Putin '08 IS the Dream Ticket.

Let's face it friends, the only thing the Messiah is lacking is gravitas - well that and a genuine platform, but let's not quibble with facts. Democrats don't bother with facts, so why should I, right?

Putin is the man. He and Obama are a match made in Heaven, Ooops, I forgot. Putin is a Godless Commie and Obama is a radical Leftist, so no religion in the public square - my apologies. Putin's tough; Obama's not. He's short; Obama's not. He's white; Obama's not - well sort of not. He's decisive; Obama's not. He's actually done something; Obama hasn't.

And let's also consider that a running mate is made for numerous reasons, and one of the more important factors in picking a VP is for political reasons - can a running mate deliver votes to help the ticket? And this is where Vladimir Putin really shines! Not only can he deliver Russia, both the European part as well as the vast Asian Steppe, but apparently Putin has been working overtime to get the VP nod. He's already sent troops into Georgia to make sure Atlanta, Savannah and Macon are all on board. Now that's a teammate, huh?

So Lefties, come out in force for your winning team, the Obama/Putin '08 Vote for Change ticket! Maybe Putin's joining the ticket will give the Messiah the balls to actually admit that Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin and especially Vladimir Putin are his idols, and this present day Messiah is modeling his Messiahdom after his Marxist hero predecessors, who at least had the Goddamn guts to admit they were Marxists.