Meet the Brangelinas: What If There was a Jolie-Pitt Family Reality TV Show?

What If This Modern Day Brady Bunch Agreed to Be Filmed 24 / 7?

Remember the Louds, the first family ever to agree to have their life recorded for television? Ever since that brave family agreed to have their every argument and inane conversation broadcast in 1973 on PBS (Bill and Pat Loud separated during the taping and were ultimately divorced), we've been voyeurs into the secret and private worlds of such luminaries and dim bulbs as the Ozzy Osbourne family; Gene Simmons family; and newlyweds Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson (also now divorced).

As the Greta Garbo of Hollywood couples, it is as likely that Brangelina---Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie---would agree to have their adult conversations and precious family moments recorded for Reality TV as it is that Simon Cowell would agree to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. In other words, not very.

Still, it's fun to imagine Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on their own Reality TV show, arguing about who should get up at night with the twins... or whose turn it is to change their diapers.

A: "I'm too tired."
B: "Yes, dear, but I did it last time!"
A: Okay, you win. I'll summons the Nanny.

Or think about what dinner time might be like in the Brangelina household as recorded by Reality TV. Do parents and children sit around the dinner table rehashing their day like normal families?

A: Omigosh, it was a rough day on the set today. The crab in my salad had far too much dill, and my stylist's blow dryer singed my hair.
B: Sorry to hear it darling. I had an awesome time re-designing New Orleans this afternoon. Would you like some more peas, Maddox?
M: Hey, Dad, you told us we could go to Chuck E. Cheese for dinner!
A: We will dear... just be patient. They're going to close it off to the riffraff, I mean the public, this weekend so we can have the whole place to ourselves.
B: Oh, I forgot to tell you, Angie. I spoke with TomKat today and they're bringing Suri with them.
A: Arrrggh, if I have to hear another diatribe on Scientology, I'll &@#$%!!!