My Binghamton Manifesto

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Binghamton, NY and those who are natives and haven't given much thought to where you are from, will inevitably return to and live, I have taken it upon myself to give a factual based overall analysis of the city, it's inhabitants and the social activity. All of which has molded the foul-mouthed, alcohol crazed walking nightmare I have become today.

Binghamton, NY is located approximately 250 miles from New York City and is nestled closely to the Pennsylvania border. It, like many feeder cities to major metropolitan areas, was once the home of a bustling and thriving industrial scene that has long since passed. Its major exports are alcohol, depression and insanity. Its major imports are drugs, criminals and those who have no idea how they got here. It is the home of famed author Rod Serling, creator of the Twilight Zone, and boasts to be "The Carousel Capital Of The World". The city also claims the invention of the spiede, a piece of chicken marinated in Italian dressing. Binghamton, NY in 2004 had an approximate population 45,864 people. 45,864 of these people are absolutely insane. With that said, we will now focus on the inhabitants of this bizarre land.