An Ode to Spammers

Communicate:speak or write wth text or sound
some pay a price for actions with checks that bouce
other fail epically, so in effect they scrounge
bottom of the barrow:dwelling of failed accountants
lost souls drunkenly wandering, mail you monthly
those souls communicate only to sell you something

Via snail or Email, no inbox is safe
"You may have already won...",NO INBOX IS SAFE!
It's a zombie uprising, minus chants of "brains"
roid rage from "stuff" that batters use for pains
It's like a sickness, advertisement injection
It's on the internet, so even AC is infected

Don't think I neglect to notice you...spammers
shill penis pills in my Shaq Fu review
never angst I emit, more confusion if any
Received no complaints before, just smiles aplenty
So now I ask, what vile rumors have you heard?
I find it absurd that one would splurge on such...

..Back to the matter at hand
no idea of what to make of silly commenter spam
or if it's even woman or man
automated annoyance could cause a revolution
That of which could create mental contusions
Advertisements that hark profit are an illusion

I invite others to speak out
share your stories, those one to 10 clout
Are you amused or angered by spam?
edible and the kind that makes you say "Damn..."
do you embrace or shun those who do it?
Do you fear the people who view what you submit?