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Big Boobs - Are They Worth the Hype?

By Cynthia Ackerman, published Dec 07, 2006
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A lot of people think that women with big tits have it made. That it is the most ridiculous belief EVER! I started getting them when I was 8. Do you know what it’s like to be on the playground trying to be a tomboy and suddenly you start growing things …There? Suddenly you’re not one of the guys anymore!

Your mother makes you wear a training bra.Your grandmother buys you a T-shirt that says “I am an official member of the itty bitty titty committee” and expects you to wear it …in public. Not only did she make me wear it, but my grandmother would go up to anyone who would listen and say “Look at my angel she’s getting Boobies and then proceed to grab them and show just how much they’ve grown.

All through junior and high school I was a huge science experiment into …“The tactile function of teenage boys”. By the way…Teenage boys are not much different than their older counterparts. They will do anything to see or feel tits. I do mean anything. Some boys were really kinda sweet about it. These are the ones that asked permission or that offered me something in exchange. In those days, pot was an acceptable form of payment.

The young perverts that pissed me off were the one’s that wanted it for free. I know what some of you are thinking right now…prostitute, BUT what I was thinking was… if there gonna do it anyway, I wanted to get something out of the deal.

The adolescent degenerates, with a smirk on their face would apologize after “brushing” by me-accidentally rubbing my boobs. Usually this was in some hallway were there was plenty of room for them to go around.

By the way, that kind of juvenile behavior by the male species never dissipates. The offers would get better as the men made more money...Dinners, better pot, but the fascination and the personal assaults continued.

Years later, I was locked out of my house, I remembered that my bedroom window was open, I figured I’ll just pop out the screen and climb through.

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I can relate! Have you noticed lately they now have bras in 1/2 sizes! I about fell over when I noticed that at Walmart the other day.

Posted on 01/06/2007 at 5:01:00 PM

 
Kudos!

Posted on 12/21/2006 at 5:12:00 PM

 
AMEN. I was 11 when I got my D cup. Ive been arguing for years how great it would be if breasts were detachable. The marathons I could run .....

Posted on 12/12/2006 at 2:12:00 PM

 
Correction to previous entry. It should say, I've NEVER been stuck in a window with one boob in and one boob out. Sorry.

Posted on 12/12/2006 at 1:12:00 PM

 
This article is absolutely hysterical. I can relate to most of your observations, however, I've been stuck in a window with one boob in and one boob out. Keep up the humor, it's good for the soul.

Posted on 12/12/2006 at 1:12:00 PM

 
I thought this article was hilarious! I love this kind of stuff. However, I have to tell you that I don't have a big chest and it never seemed to matter...

Posted on 12/09/2006 at 3:12:00 PM

 
Awesome article, made me laugh immensely. How about a few paragraphs on the benefits of having big boobs? That way people can better determine if they should be more sympathetic toward the larger cups.

Posted on 12/08/2006 at 10:12:00 AM

 
I think all this hoopla about big boobs is udderly rediculous and that's coming from someone who was never weaned properly. You did make a couple of good points though and for that I thank you. By the way if you ever need any help..............

Posted on 12/07/2006 at 7:12:00 PM

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