John McCain Praises Song About Semen at Arizona Campaign Stop

Praises Puerto Rican Rapper Daddy Yankee's Song "Gasolina"

Republican Presidential nominee-presumptive John McCain praised Puerto Rican Rapper Daddy Yankee's song "Gasolina," which is a sex opus about a woman who loves his semen, after a campaign stop at an Arizona high school. McCain was visiting Central High School in Phoenix, the alma mater of his wife, the former Cindy Hensley (Class of 1972), the centimillionaire beer heiress for whom McCain dumped his first wife, who was crippled in a car wreck.

The Central High student body is over two-thirds Hispanic.

John McCain praised the school due to its diversity, saying that it served as an example for the rest of America. In fact, Phoenix's Central High School has failed to make the federal standards mandated by President George W. Bush's No Child Left Behind Act. Again, McCain proves himself clueless, as he did with the entire Daddy Yankee episode.

The perpetually out-of-it John McCain, who claims that his favorite song is ABBA's "Dancing Queen" because his knowledge of pop music ended when he was shot down over Vietnam in 1967 (a decade before ABBA's hit song), introduced Daddy Yankee to the high school audience of approximately 120 students, and the Latino school girls in the went wild.

The 31 year-old Ramon Ayala, who cannot vote because he lives in Puerto Rico (Puerto Ricans are American citizens but the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, unlike the District of Columbia, has no Electoral College representation), gave a ringing endorsement of the 72 year-old John McCain.

"I believe in his ideals and his proposals," Daddy Yankee told the crowd of students. "He's been a fighter for the Hispanic community. He's been a fighter for the immigration issue."

Daddy Yankee's music is characterized as "reggaeton," which is a synthesis of reggae and hip hop. His biggest hit is "Gasolina," which McCain aide Brooke Buchanan told the press was John McCain's favorite Daddy Yankee song. The McCain campaign tried to link the song with McCain's policy of "energy independence," which calls for offshore drilling.