Head to Toe Sexy: Jessica Simpson Vs. Carrie Underwood

Two ladies formerly known for their singing have as of late become known for their dating of a football player named Tony Romo and feuding with each other. At least the media wants me to think they are feuding with each other: cat fight! It looks like I'm going to have to step in, in fact anyone reading needs to contribute a comment of their own, and let these two girls really battle it out in a little thing I like to call HEAD TO TOE SEXY: Jessica Simpson vs. Carrie Underwood!

HEAD: I'm not a fan of Star Trek, but I recall a little alien dude with huge ears and a weird face and...well, maybe you see where I am going with this. Jessica Simpson somehow jumped onto the band wagon of young hot pop singers back when she broke into the biz, but someone forgot to check her for hotness; above the neck. Kudos to her for being more or less comfortable with herself, while her sister goes and gets nose jobs, but critiquing Jessica Simpson as superficially as I am her nose and ears cannot be ignored. It's like the Wicked Witch met Dumbo, got into a boxing match, and ended up having sex: this is Jessica Simpson's face. I won't run her down for her hair or her eyes, or her skin. Heck, she's on those Proactive skin commercials talking about how zit-less she is: I'll buy it. However, she has a bad past when it comes to lip plumpers and quite frankly what lies beneath the skin and hair is a brain that got baffled by a can of tuna. She hasn't been making such wise career choices overall, with a movie career of stinkers and a music career that doesn't really seem like the kind that will burn forever diva style. Actually she's trying to move in on Carrie Underwood's territory of country music.