Is Barack Obama the Devil?

Barack Obama is The Devil.

Now before you insult me by calling me an idiot who knows nothing about religion or worse, by calling me a Republican, I'll just say this: You're right!

But at least I made an effort to change these flaws. I can't say much about the Republican party's stranglehold on me, but I have upgraded my knowledge of basic religion by studying a few religious studies class at a university because I wanted to broaden my mind and the university required that I take such course in order to graduate. One of the great benefits of a college or university education is that it opens the minds of students to brand new concepts. In addition to religion (something my family never discussed), life at a university caused me to notice plenty of new things I never paid attention to before like Western philosophy, macroeconomics, and girls cycling around campus with the back of their thong panties sticking out.

One religious studies class that piqued my curiosity dealt with Satan. Earlier religious studies classes taught me that most of the different religions have basic themes: An omnipotent being is in control, be a good person to get on His or Her good side, and occasionally it's necessary to go to war against other people who believe in a different omnipotent being. It felt repetitive after the second class. So with an opportunity to study Satan, the antithesis of the omnipotent being from the other religious studies classes, my roommate and I figured we should take the class and see what the big deal about him was.