Who Said That?: The Wit and Wisdom of Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, and George W. Bush

Below are 15 quotes from three of my favorite cartoon characters:

a) Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

b) Peter Griffin from Family Guy

c) George W. Bush from Texas

Your mission is to match each quote with the cartoon character who said it. Good luck!

1. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. ____

2. The south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy? ____

3. Families is where our nation finds hope--where wings take dream. ____

4. I am so smart. I am so smart. s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t. ____

5. I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about. ____

6. They misunderestimated me. ____

7. You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that. ____

8. I think the lesson here is it really doesn't matter where you're from, as long as we're all the same religion. ____

9. There's a New Mexico? ____

10. Hey look! The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change. ____

11. I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be...hold hands. ____

12. I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. ____

13. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. ____

14. There's an old saying in Tennessee-- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee--that says fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again. ____

15. Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France. ____

Answers: 1. a, 2. b, 3. c, 4. a, 5. b, 6. c, 7. c, 8. b, 9. a, 10. b, 11. c, 12. a, 13. a, 14. c, 15. b