What really happened today?

NOTE: Sorry for the confusion, but I actually LOVE Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, and think they do the best job in the world of exposing the daily lies we're told. I think watching them for a month straight will convince you that Alex Jones has a point, because his team helps explain why they're lying, what their plans are and what we can do to stop them. So: they work hand-in-hand. For me. I strongly recommend Mr. Stewart's 2004 CSPAN special just before the election (it's on MySpace page) where he let's it all hang out, tearing "the media" a new one in a room full of journalists, and giving us the mind behind the man we see. Awesome stuff. Because I go back and forth between the "normal" world of corporate-media lies and the world of their owners we need to understand, I casually use "they" in different ways, and the group I refer to as "they" who's "lying and trying to dumb us down" are the "elite", the "globalists", the "NWO" or whatever, basically the puppet