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What would Moses be told to do today?
The anxiously awaited sequel to Useless In Eustis
The other day, I read an article that explained how to write emails that get responses. It said the usual things like make the subject line relevant, make your message clear, ask for an action statement, etc. Boring! I have found precisely the opposite.
Who will be the real winner when Sarah Palin declares that she is running in the 2012 Presidential campaign.
Who knew something that sounds so simple could be so confusing?
And you thought getting 4 hours of shut eye was bad. None can make you go insane.
Caught floating around the blogosphere and Twitter, some reasons Sarah Palin may have for resigning:
Snorg t-shirts are funny, cool and cheap.
The Office is a hilarious television show full of funny quotes. Here are some of the funniest quotes from "The Office".
In a weekly series, I bring you the weird news of the week from across the land. Sit back and get ready to laugh, or roll your eyes, at the antics of our fellow humans who make the weird news.
Learning to change your spending habits in a difficult economy can be tough. I'll show you how to save money on everything from hair care to grocery shopping to watering. With these helpful tips, you'll be on your way.
The actor from "Borat" is back, with a new film called "Bruno"! Here are some funny Bruno quotes from "Bruno", before the movie is even in theaters!
A satirical swipe at Sarah Palin's very attractive (?!) post-gubernatorial career options.
The story of how I spent two months of my life caught up in a web of lies mixed with pain and anger.
My mother loved all kinds of animals, but that love was not always shared by the rest of the family.
A break-up or divorce can be a stressful life event. You can survive a nasty break-up and move on without bitterness; as long the body is never found.
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My new favorite comedian, Demetri Martin, has shown me that there are still original jokes out there. Here are funny Demetri Martin quotes and jokes.
During parade the commander addresses members of Women Cops.He obsewrves bulging pockets among uniformed women.He shouts at them.
Carol Higgins Clark is the daughter of the famous suspense queen, Mary Higgins Clark. The writing style of Carol Higgins Clark is completely different from her mother. While Mary Higgins Clark is good at gripping you with terror,
Any idiot who made it through grade school knows all the basic facts about the Declaration of Independence. Here are some little known facts.
"A Shot In The Dark" is the second installment in the 'Pink Panther' series and follows 1963's classic comedy "The Pink Panther".
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska will probably be running against Sarah Palin in 2010. Before we start another round of Palin jokes, though, let's enjoy a few jokes about Senator Murkowski.
I've written some of my own redneck jokes. Hope you laugh alot!
A look at one man's journey becoming a housewife and looking for a new job.
My friends tell me I have entered my mid-life crisis...
He just thinks daddy is hilarious!
Is what we (people in wheelchairs) expect when shopping different than what you expect?
Hunting and slaying a vampire may be easier than you think. With a few simple steps you can identify and slay any vampire you come accross.
A satirical article that anyone from a conservative redneck state might appreciate.
A humorous poem about burping.
Hard hitting investigative report on what foods mannequins eat.
This is a humorous account of how I fixed my lawnmower, sort of.
How do women's fantasies change over the course of their years? When young, they may dream about being a princess, but over time, their fantasies change.
As a retail employee, it is necessary for me to share my experience with those who know what I'm talking about and most importantly, with those who do not. This will either be enlightening or insulting...depending on where you sit.
Karen Springer was a normal middle school girl, but one day in the rush to get to school she discovered something within herself that she never knew she had. Read on to hear the great tale.
Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty? So many women, so little time!
Growing up isn't easy. Take it from someone that hit puberty at an early, awkward age.
Here are a few tips for dealing with Facebook friend requests from your parents.
Do you have memory loss? This is a serious condition and can be determined by the following questions. The good news is that if you do have memory loss, there are three simple solutions that may help solve the problem. They are revealed at the end:
The internet didn't just build itself, you know. I did it.
This article describes humorous ways of depicting ghetto-ness.
These funny "Anchorman" Quotes will not only make you LOL, they'll leave you begging for more of Ron Burgundy and his hilarious quotes.
Mr. Tom answers yet another question from his nieces.
Can the human condition be summed up by these three words?
King Obama and the Libtards of the Square Table is a satirical story based on the story of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.
You know Armageddon approaches when the idea is floated that licking your foot is the road to happiness.
Chapstick addiction is no joke. Depending on its severity, it can be crippling both socially and financially and seriously impact the lives of the addict's loved ones.
We love that pooch, but that's the last straw! Away he goes. Why can't we all just get along? Aw shucks, never mind. We'll work it out.
Do you have these three foods in your kitchen? Do you know where you can get these three foods?
Pa's got the fireworks, and Ma's got the hose. Billy Joe's standing back, waiting for the show. Jim Bob's playin' with a sparkler, the dog's chasin' his tail, Pa's gettin' his lighter, ready to let the first firecracker sail. Everything was going without a hitch, til a firecracker landed on the pile of leaves in the ditch. Ma tried to put it out. She sprayed for all she was worth, but a water hose is no match for a firecracker come to Earth. The fire got bigger. All the neighbors came to see. When the firefighters got there, they found them having a jamboree. "You people are crazy," a firefighter shouted, pushing his way through the group to get to the fire. He didn't make it very far though, cause he fell over Pa who was sittin' on a stack of tires...
Once again, I'll share a few frustrations that I'm sure many of us endure.
There's been a flurry of Redneck jokes on AC of late, so - without wanting to be left out - here's a few ideas from the UK just across the pond...
At last, Facebook has jumped aboard the pop culture ship and taken a new pirate attitude. See how you can live the pirate ship experience aboard your own personal Facebook account.
What happens if everything that happened to Moses happened today to a guy named Rufus.
Rome Braves manager Randy Ingle was ejected from a game against the Augusta GreenJackets for arguing a call last week. He didn't go quietly. (July 1)
Our 9 month old daughter decides to get into the dvd's in her walker. So cute!
Our baby girl, at 9 months, giggling before dinner in her high chair. Her daddy can make her laugh and it's so cute!
Humorous poem about a key chain.
Lemonade stands have all but vanished in America. Could they soon return? Join us as we Take a look at...Lemonade Stands.
Celebrating international holidays is not only fun while overseas but also in your own home. Article includes celebrity birthdays!
Excitement grows as Chad's wedding day approaches. With bridal showers, meetings with venues for the rehearsal dinner, back surgery looms in the back of my mind.
Sure, you may have no problem winning a game of solitire using a deck of cards. But what happens when it's you against the computer. Will the computer get the best of you or will you get the best of it.
Some of Jorge's questions during the baseball season had been so funny I suggested that he write about his experiences for our magazine. To date, Jorge's article is still one of my favorites. Enjoy "Learning Baseball":
Heading to Eustis for rest and relaxazzzzzzz...
International holidays can be a fun way to teach your children about different cultures and the world! Includes celebrity birthdays!
Have you ever been fonder of someone than he or she was of you? And did you ever try to act on that feeling, perhaps against your better judgment? Here's to all the Janie's of the world.
Here are a few jokes about Alabama's Democrat-turned-Republican Senator, Richard Shelby. Enjoy!
Every since I wrote about "Miss Stress" moving into the neighborhood, I've been thinking about getting to know my neighbors a little more.
What's a game show without bad answers? Here are some of the funniest responses to game show questions from classics like Family Feud, The Newlywed Game, and Wheel of Fortune.
You May Be A Redneck If... you put shampoo on your legs because that's where most of your hair is!
My top ten "You Might Be A Redneck Jokes" that you've never heard before!
This is my first attempt at writing my own jokes. I hope you enjoy them!
If you ever hung sheetrock with Duck Tape and Crazy Glue... you might be a Redneck. This joke was made today as we were mudding sheetrock in the house and came to a spot that had a larger gap than it should. So, I recommended gluing a scrap piece up and covering it with Duct Tape... I didn't know they would take me seriously, lol.
One simple redneck joke.
It's a long-standing debate: should you pre-wash dishes before putting them in the dishwasher? I've got the answer: it's a waste of time and water to pre-wash.
A primary school teacher apparently asks the children in her classroom to complete well known proverbs given only the first half of each saying as a clue. The resluting answers can be surprising but definately funny!
Hilarious video of a prank played on my friend at Kutztown University.
Three humorous limericks about things said by husbands and wives.
A humorous limerick about a teachers suspicion of cheating on a students homework.
A humorous limerick about the response of a child to his mother after returning from his first day of school. Kids say the darndest things.
A humorous limerick about the response from a psychologist to a man who claims that his leg speaks to him.
I was able to convince the girl at the drive-through window to give me direction on an etch-a-sketch.
A humorous look at how my 11 year old son convinced me to ditch the past and dive into the modern day world.
Pictures of naked ladies taken in my front yard and beside the road.
Too much texting, IMing, and tweeting. Addicted to technology. What is the cost that we pay for a society hungry for technology 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
A descriptive way to show how hard habits are hard to get rid of.
A video of a paper crane in flight.
Feeling the heat of summer? So, how hot is it, really? Tonight show host, Johnny Carson might have come up with these gems.
Today is our last full day in Estes Park, Colorado. All the hiking we did yesterday in Rocky Mountain National Park didn't kill us, so let's go back for more! We'll explore Sprague Lake and Dream Lake.
The birth of my first grand niece
SONY lets reveal some of its basic secrets.
The story of all the hoops Mickey needed to jump through in order to visit Canada for a day.
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.