Carl Megill
Living in Iselin, NJ
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Published Content: 67
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On AC since: 09.18.08
Bio:
I started writing comedy while working at a local radio station. Then, I became interested in writing spec scripts for sitcoms. After writing about twenty spec scripts and winning a couple of scriptwriting competitions, I began writing humor articles.
I started writing comedy while working at a local radio station. Then, I became interested in writing spec scripts for sitcoms. After writing about twenty spec scripts and winning a couple of scriptwriting competitions, I began writing humor articles.
Education/Experience:
some college
some college
Motto:
It is what it is
It is what it is
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If you had fun identifying the Superbowl Quarterbacks in the previous Quizzles, try this new batch.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/13/2009
For those of us who have no idea what we're doing when it comes to home repair, this column is dedicated.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/13/2009
Ever wonder what celebrities say on their outgoing messages? Here's what a few may sound like.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/7/2009
Come to Mom's Kitchen, where you'll feel like you're at your mother's for dinner. But don't bring a date. Mom may not approve
By Carl Megill | Published 9/30/2009
People don't ponder anymore, which is shame. In order to kick-start this interesting thought process, here are ten things for you to ponder.
By Carl Megill | Published 9/8/2009
How many of these Superbowl quarterbacks can you identify in this latest Quizzle that's a puzzle, trivia quiz and jumble? See how long it takes you to solve the puzzle and then test your friends to see if they can beat your time. Good luck.
By Carl Megill | Published 9/4/2009
For those who have loved and lost, this is dedicated. Can you feel the pain?
By Carl Megill | Published 9/2/2009
Have you ever watched late night tv? They offer some really bizarre things and services. Let's not hope we ever see this one.
By Carl Megill | Published 8/31/2009
Are you ready for some football? Play the NFL Quizzles game. See how many of the teams you can identify in this puzzle, trivia and Jumble all in one.
By Carl Megill | Published 8/28/2009
Losing weight isn't easy, but I found a secret to losing the weight and keeping it off; and it only took a little common sense and the loss of a few family heirlooms.
By Carl Megill | Published 8/13/2009
Time for more fun with Quizzles, the trivia, puzzle and jumble game, all in one. Put your thinking caps on and see how many girl singing groups, from the 1960's, you can identify.
By Carl Megill | Published 8/7/2009
Remember the guy who was voted "Most Likely To Succeed" in school? Did you ever wonder what happened to him? Well, he just might have ended up like this.
By Carl Megill | Published 8/7/2009
If you have ever had to wait in line at the inspection station, you'll appreciate this humorous look at a wasted day.
By Carl Megill | Published 7/29/2009
Michale Jackson left us with a collection of hit songs that will have generations of music lovers singing and dancing for years to come. Here's a list, with some interesting facts, of Michael's biggest solo hits.
By Carl Megill | Published 7/9/2009
Summer's here and no group epitomized the "beach sound" better than The Beach Boys. Here's a look at 20 of their biggest hits, along with some interesting facts.
By Carl Megill | Published 7/2/2009
Feeling the heat of summer? So, how hot is it, really? Tonight show host, Johnny Carson might have come up with these gems.
By Carl Megill | Published 6/30/2009
Planning on taking a Disney vacation this year? Have a great time, but keep your eyes peeled for these ten things that could spoil your trip.
By Carl Megill | Published 6/18/2009
On your next trip to the beach, have some fun in the sun with these ten unusual attention-getters.
By Carl Megill | Published 6/17/2009
There's a rumor around that Disco may be making a return visit. We can't let this happen. Here are some ways to tell if someone you love has been infected with something worse than the swine flu.
By Carl Megill | Published 5/15/2009
It's getting close to that season where the tourists will take over your town. If you're a local resident, it's important to know when you're coming into contact with one of these interlopers. Here are three ways to tell.
By Carl Megill | Published 5/8/2009
Anyone who has ever worked in a retail store knows it's a real education in human nature. See if you recognize yourself in the following column.
By Carl Megill | Published 4/22/2009
The Obamas have a new mouth to feed. But will this four-legged friend be able to follow White House protocol and live up to his predecessors? Here is some sound advice for the newest addition to the Obama household.
By Carl Megill | Published 4/16/2009
Women are lucky in that before they get married, there is advice coming at them from all directions. But, what about the prospective groom? There are some things he needs to know, too. Read on.
By Carl Megill | Published 4/7/2009
Johnny Taylor recorded a song in 1973 called, "Cheaper To Keep Her." Truer words were never spoken. Here's why.
By Carl Megill | Published 3/24/2009
Baseball season is here. There are 30 teams in Major League Baseball. Here's a fun game for you to unscramble the names of all the teams. Time yourself and then challenge your friends and family to beat your time. Enjoy.
By Carl Megill | Published 2/27/2009
Congratulations to all the winners and nominees. Here's a look at the awards show, had it been hosted by someone else.
By Carl Megill | Published 2/24/2009
We've been threatened for months about the switch from analog to digital broadcasting. What exactly will happen if the switch isn't made? Read on.
By Carl Megill | Published 2/6/2009
Have fun with this new game. Unscramble the names of the 30 NBA teams.
By Carl Megill | Published 1/28/2009
Winter is definitely here with subfreezing temperatures. But, just how cold is cold? Here are some ways to help you answer this frosty question.
By Carl Megill | Published 1/23/2009
Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the year. But, is that someone special really worth it? Take this simple test to see.
By Carl Megill | Published 1/20/2009
Here's a fun game that you and your friends can play. Unscramble the names of all 30 NHL teams. Time yourself and then challenge friends and family to beat your time. Good luck.
By Carl Megill | Published 12/31/2008
Some of the best news stories get buried in the newspapers. Here are three that should have been right on the front page for all the world to see.
By Carl Megill | Published 12/31/2008
The economy is hitting big and small businesses hard. Everyone wants your trade by offering discounts, even funeral homes. Here are 10 ways to tell you're at a no-frills funeral.
By Carl Megill | Published 12/23/2008
If you are a jogger, or know a jogger, here is some sound advice to avoid serious injury, or, perhaps, even death.
By Carl Megill | Published 12/18/2008
If you hate going for that annual physical, read on.
By Carl Megill | Published 12/12/2008
Here's a fun game for all you football fans. Unscramble the names of the 32 NFL teams.
By Carl Megill | Published 12/10/2008
I'm not speaking to Rachel Ray anymore. She broke my heart for the last time. Here's why.
By Carl Megill | Published 12/5/2008
It's time to dust off this holiday classic. Not familiar with it? Read on.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/28/2008
If you have a house pet and you get those catalogues for ridiculous items, here's one that has the potential for other uses.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/26/2008
Movie sequels are usually never as good as the originals. Now, actors are waiting years, even decades, to recreate their characters. Here are ten sequels we hope Hollywood will pass on.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/20/2008
There's a new theory out that our little furry and feathered friends may have been on this earth before. Could this theory be true?:
By Carl Megill | Published 11/17/2008
This is what it might be like if David Lettermen was transported back in time and had to do his opening monologue at a Medieval Times Festival.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/13/2008
A news article this year stated that there is a way to have more sex in your relationship. When you read it, it's quite simple.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/10/2008
Sometimes losing weight is about as easy as performing brain surgery on yourself. But, I did find a way to lose weight and it was as simple as doing the sensible thing.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/6/2008
Do you honestly believe, when the Pilgrims had their first Thanksgiving, that they would have imagined the debauchery it has turned into? Check out this humorous comparison.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/5/2008
Cleaning the garage is never pretty. Here's how it's done at my house; excluding the expletive deletives.
By Carl Megill | Published 11/3/2008
If you live in an area where tourists invade your sanctity, you're not alone. Here are three ways that you can identify these funseekers.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/31/2008
I must admit, I was never a believer in horroscopes, until an unexpected weight gain had me seeking the truth. Do you believe?
By Carl Megill | Published 10/30/2008
If you're addicted to talk radio, there is help.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/29/2008
We lost a comedy genius this year. George Carlin. He was constantly pushing the comedy envelope. Here are some of his more memorable quotes.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/28/2008
January 8, 2010 would have been Elvis presley's 75th birthday. Here's a list of Elvis' biggest records and some interesting facts about the songs and the King himself.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/27/2008
The holidays are quickly approaching and that means parties. And parties means alcohol. And alcohol means, well you can pretty much draw your own conclusions as to where I'm going with this. Here are ten ways to tell if you've overindulged.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/24/2008
Here are some helpful tips, for the married man, in how to deal with the situation of running into an ex-girlfriend while with your wife. Following these simple rules can keep you from sleeping on the sofa tonight.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/24/2008
Have you ever been in a room full of naked people? Here's what it might be like if comedian Bob Newhart held the indoctrination at a clothing optional facility.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/24/2008
If you enjoy word games, trivia puzzles and jumbles, this is just what the doctor ordered. It's called Quizzles. It's three games in one. Test drive the first one called "1990's Sitcoms."
By Carl Megill | Published 10/23/2008
There seems to be something missing from this year's campaigns. Have you noticed it too?
By Carl Megill | Published 10/22/2008
The divorce rate stands at fifty percent. One in two marriages will fail. This can be avoided if you read the ten examples listed and determine if any of them sound familiar.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/21/2008
With the popularity of "10 Things Men Hate to Hear in Bed" it's only fair that the ladies get their chance to tell men what it is that they hate to hear prior to nodding off.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/17/2008
Have you ever wondered who dreams up these special days? More importantly, is there any money in it?
By Carl Megill | Published 10/10/2008
Turning forty isn't just a number anymore. It's your body's way of yelling in your good ear, "Wake Up Call!" Here are ten ways to tell if you've reached that significant plateau in your life.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/1/2008
Remember the early days of marriage? Well, at some point, things change, circumstances change, we change. Here are 10 ways to tell if you made it to the nuts and bolts of marriage.
By Carl Megill | Published 10/1/2008
Throughout history, there have been quotes made by everyone from politicians to entertainers; from inventors to freedom fighters. However, some of them have gone unnoticed. Here are ten that are prime examples of what not to say.
By Carl Megill | Published 9/30/2008
Has society become so rigid that we are afraid to speak to our fellow countrymen? Next time you take the elevator, spice up the ride with these fun things to do.
By Carl Megill | Published 9/26/2008
We've all been there. We're just about to fall asleep and then it happens...she speaks.
By Carl Megill | Published 9/25/2008
Everyone would like to take a Mental Health Day, but successfully fooling the boss takes some finesse. Here are some helpful tips to get you that day off without guilt.
By Carl Megill | Published 9/25/2008
Thinking of hitting on that cute thing at the end of the bar? You better be equipped...with a good opening line, that is. Here are ten to avoid.
By Carl Megill | Published 9/25/2008
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